Talk like a Butt Pirate day...
OK, that's crude, I know. But Tuesday Sept 19th IS "Talk Like a Pirate Day", and in honor of that, I'd like to reproduce here possibly the worst joke that has ever made me laugh. It mostly made me laugh because I thought of it.
Why do they call gays butt pirates?
Answer: (highlight to read): Because they like ARRRRRRRRSE!