Cockroach Devil Communists
When you're consulting your fellow zombie overlord evil loathsome friends, you're consulting COMMUNISM. Because Blattella Germanica, according to a new paper outlined in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (via the Discovery Channel News via /.), consult each other before making group decisions. Groupthink by our insect overlords, y'all. Fucking socialists. They can't keep order and stability in a country with (formerly) 35-hour work weeks and endless wine, and they can't stay away from my garbage.