The Future's So [Just as] Bright [as the Present]

Microsoft's latest report on the Future of Computing indicates that all Ians* will be composed of colorful smears of light, moving faster and faster towards the Singularity. And they will still wear the same square-framed glasses.

*Ian: homosexual hipster male who wears glasses (cf. Elvis Costello, "that guy from Weezer" circa 1998), drives a Volkswagen (optional), and owns a Mac (required.) Ians are unable to change their oil or install Linux.


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