Paranoia will destroy ya... and others

A new study warns ye devotees of the bong, hookah, carved apple or Coke can to take heed. If you're one of the lucky 85% who aren't normally psychotic when sober, that dryer-sheet-in-the-paper-towel-roll trick won't prevent a voice in your head from convincing you that you really, really need to find all those tiny dogs owned by urban cloutfitters and run them down.

Full disclosure: this posting's study came out of the Netherlands. The Netherlands, people! Soma use in the Netherlands is the prime cause of semi-famous filmmakers being assassinated by Al-Hassan ibn-al-Sabbah followers. Or so I hear. Marco Polo was probalby high as a kite when he told us that tale, but as our favorite Italian author Italo Calvino knows, he was always such a liar.


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